Best text of my night:
Me: “Oh my fucking god! This is super random but I have killed this damn moth in my room three times and it just keeps crawling back into my life motherfucker! Hasn’t it ever heard of YOLO? Damn bitch”
Jenny: “IMMORTAL MOTH”
Me: “I feel like if I don’t kill it, it will come and seek revenge on me in my sleep tonight…”
On October 31, 2011 a girl was dangling off the edge of the GW bridge. Several cop cars showed up a few minutes later after several 911 calls. Asked what she was doing, she said: “Enjoying life.” Strangely poetic that one person’s enjoyment of life can appear to so many as a desire for death.
When Obama endorsed marriage equality…
… Joe, Hillary and Michelle were all ORANGE MOCHA FRAPUCCINOS???
(ETA: Credit to the LJ user Schmiss for creating this epic piece of animated fine art for the ONTD_Political community way back in 2008. STILL RELEVANT.)
When Obama put his endorsement on the front page of his website:
Via When Obama Endorsed Marriage Equality
Bridesmaids;
Annie: You read my diary?
Brynn: At first I did not know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
Via everyone's heart doesn't beat the same
Johnny Depp at Dark Shadows London premiere.
:”D
(Source: iheart-depp)
Via everyone's heart doesn't beat the same
Anonymous asked: are you going to the beatles: the lost concert" movie when it comes out next month?
I didn’t even know about this! Sounds cool, so maybe
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