Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
"what music do you like?" is such a stressful question like what do you want to know??? genres?? artists?? albums??? time periods?? 25 most played?? what i’m currently listening to??? what i listen to at different times of the day?? be more specific??????
My cousin has two deaf parents and just posted
“You don’t know the struggle until you run out of toilet paper and everyone in your house is deaf.”
and i’m laughing reALLY HARD
Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name
passive aggressive family members
"guess i’ll never be a grandma"
"guess i’ll never be an aunt"
"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"
stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.
now y’all know why miley cried for 4 minutes straight in wrecking ball
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Emma Stone, Vogue July 2012 cover shoot. [x]
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Drone graffiti in Yemen: “why did you kill my family?” “ليش قتلتوا أسرتي؟”
"Max, look, it’s the Leaning Tower of Cheesa!"
This is literally. The one thing I always remembered from this movie. Why? Because I fucking love Pauley Shore.
Piñata by Pages Matam (x)
I was in tears by the end.
I pray no one finds your children beautiful enough to break open.
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